Read and learn more about sea duck hunting. For more, visit the Hunting website Hunting FAQ – ICPDLeadersStatement.net
Q: Whats the best brand of a hunting knife for by BF. He hunts deer, duck & also deep sea fishes? ?
A: Spyderco makes a diving knife in H1 steel holds an edge & doesn’t rust might be an interesting gift for someone who spends time on the water. A fillet knife might be nice too they run in price from a few dollars to hundreds, The best brands of hunting knives are custom made Buck is a common knife, so’s Case, Kershaw, & Gerber. If you want to look at some custom knives look up”Custom knives From Gary Levine fine Knives start there & work your way down to Smoky Mountain knife works then to Bud K in Moultrie Ga There are a million choices in between but this will give you a broad spectrum of what’s available Levine is top of the line , Smoky mountain good quality reasonable price , Bud K cheap knives.
Q: I am trying to identify the title and author of a short story I read years ago.?
The story is about a father and his sons and their dog going hunting for sea ducks. They take their boat out in the ocean to some tidal islands and their skiff accidentally floats away, the tide comes in and they all drown, leaving the wife/mom alone. Also it is around Christmas that the story takes place. Any ideas on the name of the story and author would be appreciated.
Thanks.
I have a great answer, thanks. Pls do not respond further. Except as a followup is there a way to stop people from answering a question when you have the answer but you are only level 1?
“The Ledge” by Lawrence Sargent Hall
http://books.google.com/books?id=N47NmrI…
A: “The Ledge” by Lawrence Sargent Hall
http://books.google.com/books?id=N47NmrIbCnkC&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=short+story+the+ledge+sea+ducks&source=web&ots=8UukBJxEw-&sig=RKjg2BrRX1PYnSfJ7vfMs-Os8X0&hl=en
Q: Ideas for my brother in law’s Christmas present??? (HAS to be handmade)?
This year we decided to draw names and make stuff for whoever we drew. I of course got my BIL, who doesn’t eat a lot of sweets. So, I have NO IDEA of what to do!!!
He does a lot of duck hunting, has 2 black Labs, does deep sea fishing, cooks a lot and its kind of like Cajun food and grilling – never follows a recipe and its always AWESOME, likes Mississippi State (I’m assuming basket and football…)
Can someone PLEASE help me???
A: Why not find some small, neat glass container to recycle and decorate. Then go to the food network and look up the recipes for Emeril’s Essence and Paula’s House Spices. You can get packetts of spices to use for the mix for under a buck at the grocery store or containers of them at Big Lots. They also have recipes for all kinds of cajun spice rubs for BBQ that use many of the same simple spices.
Q: What are some bands that I might like?
Hi I’m just wondering what bands I might like as I’m getting bored of the ones I know so if anyone could help me out thanks.
These are the bands I have in my iTunes
(The Amity Affliction
August Burns Red
The Bridal Procession
Bring Me The Horizon
The Devil Wears Prada
Greeley Estates
Haste The Day
House VS. Hurricane
I Shot The Duck Hunt Dog
In Fear And Faith
Inhale Exhale
My Children My Bride
Oh Sleeper
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Run Into The Shadows
Sea Of Treachery
Shadows Chasing Ghost
Vanna
We Butter The Bread With Butter
The Year Ends In Arson)
These are the bands I like
(August Burns Red
The Bridal Procession
Haste The Day
Vanna)
So if anyone could just name bands that sound like the ones before this sentence Thanks:)
A: All That Remains – Two Weeks
As I Lay Dying – Nothing Left
Bullet For My Valentine – 4 Words (To Choke Upon)
Caliban – I Will Never Let You Down
Carpathian – Don’t Have My Back
A Day To Remember – The Downfall Of Us All
Escape The Fate – The Guillotine
Four Year Strong – Catastrophe
Hatebreed – To The Threshold
I Killed The Prom Queen – Say Goodbye
It Dies Today – Through Leaves Over Bridges
Killswitch Engage – My Curse
Norma Jean – Discipline Your Daughters
Parkway Drive – Carrion
Rise Against – The Good Left Undone
Sonic Syndicate – Aftermath
Underoath – Reinventing Your Exit
Q: can i make a deck out of these cards?
can i make a ok deck out of these cards?
monsters
quillbolt hedgehog
the creator incarnate
familiar-possessed-hiita
telekinetic shocker
familiar-possessed-aussa
exxod,master of the guard
kaiser sea horse
super conductor tyranno
guardian sphinx
psychic snail
harpie lady 1,2,3
dark erdicator warlock
red eyes b. dragon
the creator
elemental hero neos alius
gemini elf
skilled dark magician
harpie lady sisters
colossal fighter
dark magician
chaos command magician
black tyranno
familiar-possessed-wynn
herald of orange light
gilford the lightning
magician of black chaos
birdface
red eyes black metal dragon
felgrand dragon
elemental hero neos
magna-slash dragon
disciple of the forbidden spell
D.D.M different dimemsion master
white magician pikeru
mythical beast cerberus
king’s knight
cyber barrier dragon
majestic mech-senku
proto cyber dragon
jenis, lightsworn mender
neo-spacian glow moss
magician of fate
mind protector
royal magical libary
battery man c
infernal flame emperor
evil hero infernal sniper
blast magician
magna drago
darkblaze dragon
blazing hiita
ancient gear golem
ancient gear gadjiltron dragon
doom dozer
gilford the legend
elemental hero bladedge
evil hero malicious edge
gaia knight, the force of earth
ancient gear gadjiltron chimera
insect queen
ancient gear beast
steamroid
jerry beans man
crystal beats amber mammoth
nanobreaker
evil hero infernal gainer
elemental hero wild heart
karbonala warrior
cybernetic cyclopean
ancient gear soldier
crystal beast amethyst cat
sand moth
cyber tutu
fusionist
neo-spacian grand mole
cycroid
armor breaker
jutte fighter
beast of the pharaoh
card ejector
armed ninja
tyranno infinity
evil hero dark gaia
simorgh, bird of divinity
roc from the valley of haze
swift birdman joe
slate warrior
sonic duck
silpheed
gladiator beast equeste
flying kamakiri #1
crystal beast cobalt eagle
sonic shooter
dragoness the wicked knight
harpie’s pet baby dragon
lady ninja yae
neo-spacian air hummingbird
bladefly
whirlwind weasel
harpie girl
vampire genesis
grinder golem
zera the mant
caius the shadow monarch
chaos sorcerer
junk warrior
vampire lord
zure, knight of dark world
maiden of macabre
rapid fire magician
breaker the magicial warrior
darkfire
D.D guide
junk synchron
ebon magician curran
tsukuyomi
cyberdark dragon
flame ghost
destiny- hero captain tencious
red eyes b. chick
dharc the dark charmer
apprentice magician
evil hero infernal prodigy
evil hero blade master
destiny hero defender
chimeratech overdragon
ocean dragon lord- neo-daedalus
levia-dragon-daedalus
des frog
familiar-possessed-eria
aqua madoor
izanami
grass phantom
crystal-beast emerald tortoise
magic cards
harpies hunting ground
spell absorption
mage power
lighting vortex
junk barrage
triangle ecstast spark
black magic ritual
elegant egotist
swords of revealing light
magical dimension
heavy storm
mystic box
lightwave tuning
nobleman of crossout
ancient city- rainbow ruins
crystal promise
crystal blessing
psi-station
crystal beacon
recycling batteries
twister
magical blast
revoke fusion
convert contact
power bond
dark fusion
de-fusion
limiter removal
cyclone blade
H-heated heart
reverse of neos
magnet circle lv2
photon generator unit
boss rush
overload fusion
ojamuscle
future fusion
shien’s spy
card destruction
nightmare’s steelcage
swing of memories
misfortune
premature burial
dark magic attack
zera ritul
creature swap
diffusion wave motion
domino effect
mystical space typhoon
junk barrage
reload
orb of yasaka
different dimension capsule
traps
icarus attack
hysteric party
metalmorph
magic cyclinder
sakuretsu armor
psychic rejuvenation
rising energy
divine wrath
pitch-black power stone
spell shield type-8
dark coffin
judgment of thunder
call of the haunted
ninjitsu art of tranformation
crystal pair
aqua chorus
crystal raigeki
last resort
hero counterattack
destiny signal
destruction of destiny
over limit
hero’s rule 2
success probablity o%
D-shield
hero medal
super junior confrontation
mirrior gate
the forces of darkness
conscription
spiritual fire art – kurneai
D-time
spiritual earth art-kurogane
attack reflection unit
magic jammer
eradicator epidemic virus
a rival appears!
lightsworn barrier
dust tornado
trap jammer
remote revenge
telepathic power
reckless greed
thats all the cards i have plz help me with a stragy if u can i play with my little cousin and were going to a tournament together
A: Have a theme and strategy to follow to help you build a deck. Having monsters, spells and traps that cooperate with each other like your Harpie Lady 1 2 3 and Elegant Egotist is a good example. You have some good cards, good luck in building your deck. Creativity is a good tool to use.
Q: which number offends you the most about Sarah Palin?
My Palin file so far:
1. Troopergate/ currently ducking a deposition under oath / at her direction 7 of her aides cancelled their depositions, her husband Todd has refused to obey a subpoena to testify, the state GOP is now trying to torpedo the investigation it helped start. The story now is that Palin did not fire Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan for refusing to fire state trooper Mike Wooten who was involved in a messy divorce with Palin’s sister but that Monegan had sought to go to Washington to seek funds to address Alaska’s severe problems with sexual violence and rape. Why Palin would be against this is unclear. However, state records show that Monegan’s trip had, in fact, been approved by the governor’s office
2. Replaced the guy she fired in troopergate with someone with a sexual harassment complaint who lasted 10 days
3. Todd’s Alaska Independence Party connections, and her own participation
4. Used a state site to promote mining interests over clean water; and accepted several thousand dollars worth of gifts from mining lobbyists
5. Bridge to nowhere: being for it before she was against it
6. For earmarks before she was against them
7. Pumping money into a bankrupt Alaska dairy and then selling it off to cronies
8. Firing employees as mayor over loyalty issues
9. Asserting the right to ban books from the library and attempts to fire the librarian
10. Involved in the 527 for Ted Stevens
11. Her daughter’s pregnancy
12. Her own still dubious pregnancy/flying 3000 miles after her water broke
13. Her expensive ($25 million) screwup with building a rec center in Wasilla as mayor on land the city did not have clear title to
14. Anti-choice even for rape and incest
15. Anti-gay marriage
16. Pro-abstinence only (Tell that one to Bristol)
17. Pro-gun
18. Anti-environment: Spent $400,000 in 2007 to promote the aerial hunting of wolves and bears. Has fought designating polar bears as endangered due to diminishing sea ice from which they hunt.
19. Pro-drilling
20. Global warming denier
21. Creationist/wants it taught in schools
22. Thought the Pledge of Allegiance dates to the founding of the country (it was penned in 1892 and “under God” was added in 1954)
23. Thinks the End Times will occur in her lifetime
24. Attends a church with an anti-Semitic, anti-Islamic pastor which is also into exorcisms and other rites to protect from witches and “python spirits”
25. Charged the state nearly $17,000 in per diem travel expenses when she was living at home
26. Implied she sold the state plane on ebay but it, in fact, failed to sell there, and later elsewhere was sold at a loss
27. Charged the state to fly her daughter Willow to Juneau to tour the church where they worshipped when they were in town; charged the state for a $707 hotel room in New York for 3 days for daughter Bristol; charged the state for the family to watch the beginning of the Iditarod dog sled race and the Iron Dog snowmobile race which husband Todd won; in all her husband racked up $19,000 in state paid travel expenses, and her children Piper, 7, nearly $11,000, Willow, 14, around $6,000 and Bristol, 17, about $3,400
28. While mayor, Wasilla was the only city in Alaska which billed ($300-$1,200) rape victims and their insurance companies for rape kits and forensic examinations
29. Named Deborah Richter her campaign manager for governor to head a division which distributes dividends of Alaska’s oil royalties to its citizens. Richter had only one year of college and was a business partner of Palin in a land investment. Palin fired one of her aides John Bitney for having an affair with Richter during her (Richter’s) divorce
30. Thinks that Saddam Hussein worked with al Qaeda to attack America on 9/11
31. Favors Georgia’s admittance to NATO and military action against Russia if it crosses Georgia’s frontiers again
32. Appointed Franci Havemeister as Alaska’s Director of Agriculture whose primary qualifications were that she was a high school classmate of Palin’s and had had a childhood love of cows
33. Used a state database for political purposes by emailing 23,000 Alaskan business owners to lobby the Alaskan legislature in favor of reducing business license fees
34. Used a private Yahoo account to conduct state business; the account was subsequently hacked
35. Used the governor’s office to try to block a Workman’s Comp claim by her ex-brother-in-law Wooten by pressuring the company Harbor Adjustments which administers the program. Then awarded a continuation of the contract with Harbor Adjustments even though its bid was $1.5 million, $300,000 more than another competitor
36. Supports the Ledbetter decision which makes it extremely difficult for women to sue over pay discrimination
37. Boasted of McCain’s credentials as a reformer in an interview with Katie Couric but could not name a single example of a McCain reform when asked
38. In addition to the claim that she is Commander in Chief material becaus
A: Well you didn’t mention that she has no understanding of the job, through her own admission. She does not have the ability or understanding to be vice president little alone step into the role of President if needed. She has a degree in journalism, not government or law or economics. I just do not think she is qualified not only for the White House I cannot understand how she got as far as governor. Out of those you have listed what worries me the most is;
1. Troopergate
Q: Why do so many Americans seem to hate on France? It’s actually a pretty cool country to visit.?
Now, I am from Alabama, so I definitely saw a lot of that “Nuke France” nonsense before the Iraq war. I remember the “right-wing pundits” screaming at President Chirac for not contributing soldiers to the Iraq War, even though he already committed troops to Afghanistan.
But actually, when I went and visited France last year, I had an awesome time.
I booked a hunting trip as part of my vacation. I wanted to see “Red Province France,” since I’ve already seen Red State America.
I rented a car and drove from Paris down to a city called Limoges. I stayed with some regular people I’d talked to over the internet. These were regular folks with regular jobs – believe it or not, France also has steelworkers, loggers, soldiers, cops, gun shop owners, and all the rest.
The wine and beer was awesome. But the highlight was when we went hunting for boar in some of the forests around town. I had imported my own rifle, and the local guys had their own gun collections, and we bagged right up to the tag limit.
The feast that night – just awesome. I’m talking about roasted boar, gallons of wine, big wheels of cheese, rabbit meat, quails, ducks, and all kinds of good stuff from the forest. Some guy even brought over some deer jerkey that he made the other day.
After that, I drove east, visited the French Alps, then kept on going south until I got to the Medeterranian Sea. Some nice beaches – the women don’t hide anything, if you know what I mean!
Then I drove back up, dropped off some gifts from the folks I stayed with in Limoges, tried out some of the French I learned, and then headed back up to Paris for a couple days before flying back.
Why would anyone here in America hate on France in this day and age? They’ve got special forces in Afghanistan. They’ve actually killed more Somali pirates than America so far. They’ve got a big population of gun owners (and handgun owners) who believe in the right to bear arms. They’ve got some awesome hunting. They salute their flag just like we do ours.
WWII jokes are one thing (the war ended 64 years ago, by the way), but modern hate just seems ignorant. Y’all should visit rural France. Bet you’d enjoy it.
Ah, that’s another myth – “France will be taken over by Muslims”.
Actually, I met a lot of Algerians in France who were totally nonreligious. They drank alcohol and everything. Far from being part of a “Muslim takeover,” they were adapting to French society.
Like I said, you can’t see these things unless you visit for yourself.
France hardly “ran from the Nazis” in WWII – they lost 300,000 people. But at the time, the Blitzkrieg was unprecedented. The UK was only saved because it was an island.
Get over it. Or at least research the activities of the French Resistance, which provided the allies with both soldiers and valuable intelligence operations.
But anyhow – so what? How many people from the WWII era are even still alive? Did YOU fight in WWII?
Didn’t think so…
A: France is a great country and one of our key allies. Right-wingers think our allies are our slaves and should do everything we say without question. They’re diplomatically and culturally retarded.
Q: Any one get Disney 100 Years of Magic 132 DVD Treasure Chest DVD Boxset?
Disney 100 Years of Magic 132 DVD Treasure Chest DVD Boxset +Free Gift 6 Disney Stamps
FEATURES
Actors: ANIMATED
Seasons: Movie Collection
Episodes: 130 various aniamted films
Package: Box Set Treasure Chest
Category: Cartoon
Format: NTSC
Region: 0 (Playable on Region 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 DVD Players)
Number of discs: 132
Audio Track: English
Optional Subtitles: English
Weight: 4 kg
Condition: Brand new factory sealed
This box set includes:
1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
2. Pinocchio
3. Fantasia
4. Fantasia2000
5. Dumbo
6. Bambi
7. Bambi II
8. Saludos Amigos
9. Fun and Fancy Free
10. Cinderella
11. Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
12. Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
13. The Wild
14. Alice in Wonderland
15. Peter Pan
16. Lady and the Tramp
17. Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure
18. Sleeping Beauty
19. 101 One Hundred and One Dalmatians
20. 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure
21. The Sword in the Stone
22. The Aristocats
23. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
24. Robin Hood
25. The Fox and the Hound
26. The little Mermaid
27. The little Mermaid II: return to the sea
28. Beauty and the beast
29. Beauty and the beast II: The Enchanted Christmas
30. Aladdin
31. The Return of Jafar
32. Aladdin and the King of Thieves
33. The Nightmare Before Christmas
34. The Lion King
35. The Lion King II: Simbi’s Pride
36. The Lion King1 12
37. Pocahontas
38. Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
39. Toy Story
40. Toy Story 2
41. James and the Giant Peach
42. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
43. The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
44. Hercules
45. Mulan
46. Mulan II
47. Tarzan
48. Tarzan II
49. Valiant
50. Dinosaur
51. The Emperor’s New Groove
52. Krook’s New Groove
53. Recess: School’s Out
54. Atlantis: The Lost Empire
55. Atlantis: Milo’s Return
56. Lilo & Stitch
57. Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
58. Treasure Planet
59. Brother Bear
60. Brother Bear 2
61. The Jungle Book
62. The Jungle Book 2
63. Home on the Range
64. The Three Musketeers
65. Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas
66. Chicken Little
67. the wild Swans
68. Felix the Cat Saves Christmas
69. Mickey’s Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse
70. Mickey & Minne
71. Donald duck and the gorilla
72. Casper
73. Three Little Pigs
74. Wikipedia
75. The Black Cauldron
76. Return the Never Land
77. Big Race Tortoise vs Hare
78. Everybody Loves Donald
79. Everybody Loves Goofy
80. Everybody Loves Mickey
81. Honey baby
82. Gulliver’s Travels
83. Life with Mickey Town
84. Walt Disney Treasures 1
85. Walt Disney Treasures 2
86. Walt Disney Treasures 3
87. Walt Disney Treasures 4
88. Walt Disney 100 Yes of Magic: goofy Sport
89: The Three Caballeros
90. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
91. Mary Poppins
92. The Rescuers Down Under
93. The Rescuers Down Under 2
94. Monsters Inc.
95. Finidng Nemo
96. The Incredibles
97. Cars
98. Winnie the Pooh: Story Book
99. Winnie the Pooh: Very Merry Pooh Year
100. Winnie the Pooh: Heffalump Movie
101: Winnie the Pooh: Halloween Movie
102: Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo
103. Winnie the Pooh: 123
104. Winnie the Pooh: All for One, One for All
105. Winnie the Pooh: Many Adventures
106. Winnie the Pooh: The Search for christopher Robin
107. Winnie the Pooh: Franken Pooh
108. A Bug’s Life
109. Disney Heroes Volume One
110. An Officer and a Duck
111 Meet the Robinsons
112 Underdog
113 Ratatouille
114 The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
115 Disney My Friends Tigger And Pooh Super Sleuth Christmas Movie
116 The Chronological Donald: Vol. One
117 The Chronological Donald: Vol. Two
118 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Mickey Saves Santa
119 Mickey’s House of Villains
120 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Great Clubhouse Hunt
121 Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams
122 The Tigger Movie
123 Tom and Jerry 1
124 Tom and Jerry 2
125 Tom and Jerry 3
126 Tom and Jerry 4
127 Tom and Jerry 5
128 Tom and Jerry 6
129 Tom and Jerry 7
130 Tom and Jerry 8
131 Tom and Jerry 9
132 Tom and Jerry 10
Total Items Cost: $120
+ Shipping Cost: $51
Total Payable Cost: $171.00
I just need to know if any already got the the set so i know it a good bye!
I just need to know if any already got the the set so i know it’s a good bye!
A: HAHA. I bet you bought it off ebay?
I know exactly where they come from and you can buy them DIRT CHEAP directly from the wholesaler. I’ll give you a MASSIVE clue. The outer box has Chinese writting on it. Do you really think Disney themselves would release all those movies in one box set?
$130 DELIVERED.
Q: I wrote a follow on from breaking dawn a fanfic can you plz express what you think of it??? Thankyou?
PREFACE
Death- death was someone or something that hunted me. I had stared into the hollow eyes of death more than I should have. But each time I had walked into death I had walked out of it. Surely this was not where I was going to die?
Was this the feeling you got when you knew you were going to die. What was dying to the undead? Instead of imprisonment was it a journey?
Surely this was not the worst place to die. I had all the people I loved. All my family. I had everyone. If I was going to die it would be in a noble manner. With the ones I loved.
I knew death was coming and I knew I could run. Far away from all of this. But how could you run when you would endanger, hurt someone you loved so much. Loved with all you heart, yet were not able to save. How could you hurt them?
This was the end, or was it?
As thoughts of love and death ran through my head a mysterious darkness rolled out from the forest line.
1
MOONLIT SKY
New Day
The clouds gave way in the north. I looked up adverting my gaze from the rest of my family.
Twilight.
A flash back took me to the dim human memory of Edward standing in my shabby old room. The end of the day, yet I had forever in my dream place with Edward. And forever was the only amount of time I was going to settle for.
I sighed with uncertain emotion. A long time had past. Though Charlie hair glinted with silver I remained the same as ever. Eighteen forever, it seemed like a perfect fairytale with Edward as prince. But no matter how much I tried to reason with myself I felt twinge of regret. I knew one day I would lose Charlie. It was not just Charlie I would lose. All of my friends, everyone.
Without much effort I lifted myself up from the mat where the rest of my family sat. I glanced at the rest of my family bathing in the precious sun. There skin glittered like a million diamonds. The sight of Edward’s dazzling face hit me harder than the day in the meadow. Yet this time I was not scared. Instead I was completely lost in this face. I stared down to his face with slight resentment of his beauty.
I knew that my perfect body matched perfectly with his. My body, the phrase seemed utterly wrong. I still could not get used to my body. For so long I had been the average person. Not shining in anyway. Then suddenly I became this beautiful person. I was starting to think that the body was not for me.
With slight reluctance I started walking in the direction of Jacob and Renesmee. The white sand grains rubbed under my feet and the long narrow strip of beach was now shining under the beautiful sunset. In a blurred action Edward was right next to me. His hand felt warm in mine. I looked up to his face to his golden eyes looking down on me. Embarrassed I looked away staring at the foam in the sea.
Edward’s warm hand brushed upon my chin lifting my face to his gently. His warm eyes clouded me in love. His silky skin caressed my cheek and his honey sweet breath trickled over to me. I lifted my lips to touch his.
Slowly I lifted my lips off his and walked again to Renesmee.
If my heart was still beating it would have been pounding. I looked up to him and he smiled down on me. All my stress lifted from me and I grinned sheepishly at him. The sky was painted in unearthly underwater blue ranging across all shades.
2
MOONLIT SKY
Jacob and Renesmee were playing in the warm sea. The smell of salt drifted all over the beach. The pulsing of Jacob’s and Renesmee’s heart echoed on the rocks simultaneously.
Jacob ducked under the water lifting Renesmee up out of the foam onto to his shoulders. Renesmee ringing laughter resounded and she giggled girlishly. Jacob’s rough black hair was in an army haircut it was like little thorns spiking up in every direction. Renesmee hair was soaked and the illuminating sky made her curly bronze hair shine. Her warm brown eyes clouded with adoration for her young love.
She was beautiful and she deserved all the love that Jacob could give her. Yet even in happiness I couldn’t feel paranoid about the fact that one day Jacob would die. Renesmee would lose her love forever. How could she ever survive that?
So many times I had put my own life on the line for Edward. I knew that life without him would be no life at all. She would not be able to deal with all that grief. She loved Jacob like I loved Edward yet she would be hurt if she loved him anymore.
I rocked on my heels coming to a standstill. The movement was done in one second. Time was nothing to me and Edward but for Renesmee. I rested my head against Edward’s chest. Warmth radiated through the thin material of his tight top. His muscles on his arms rippled beautifully as his arms wrapped around me. He lifted my chin up and kissed me tenderly.
A distressed cough interrupted our moment of passion. Jacob now stood right beh
A: You’re nothing close to writing like Stephanie Meyer, please stay original & Write your own novel with your own ideas & own characters.
Q: Are you a redneck fireman?
YOU ARE A REDNECK FIREMAN IF………
•your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.
• you have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.
• your firehouse has wheels.
• you’ve ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.
• Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin’ drunk.
• you’ve ever let a person’s house burn down because they wouldn’t let you hunt on their ground.
• at least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it’s January.
• your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.
• you don’t own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.
• you’ve ever walked through a christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.
• your rescue truck can smoke the tires.
• your department’s name is misspelled on the equipment.
• your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.
• dispatch can’t mention your name without laughing.
• the local news crew won’t put your department on TV because you embarassed them last time.
• your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.
• you’ve ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.
• your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.
• your pumper smokes more than the house fire.
• the only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the “United States Redneck Special Forces”.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
YOU ARE A REDNECK IF………………..
•None of your shirts cover your stomach.
•You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
•You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
•You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
•You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
•Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
•You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.
•You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
•You own a homemade fur coat.
•The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
•You think the stock market has a fence around it.
•You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
•You have the local taxidermist’s number on speed dial.
•You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
•You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
•You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
•Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
•Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
•You think genitalia is an Italian airline.
•You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
•You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
•Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
•You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
•The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
•Your father executes the “pull my finger” trick during Christmas dinner.
•The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
A: GM(_!_)O!!!!
Being of the redneck persuasion, I found these pretty funny! Some of the redneck jokes refer to me and my family I am sure! Not the fire fighter ones, the regular ones!
Me:
•The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. (At the moment, it is pretty much worthless!)
•Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. (I did not need it yet, I was only six months along!)
My husband:
•You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. (he is smart enough not to let my mom know he feels this way, but dumb enough to have told me…)
•You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
•Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. (they did not really, but if could get them…)
•You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. (father/son outing)
Our son:
•You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. (he was only 5 but we thought it was cute!)
•You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. (father/son outing)
•Your father executes the “pull my finger” trick during Christmas dinner. (His dad executes this anytime and everytime!)
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